Yay! Back

I swear, this actually happened to me, and purely by accident. *And* I got a cookie afterward! I'm the true winner!

Yes, I know, a one-panel

I'm still baffled by this. It's surrounded by cartoon sketches of faces.

Time to work on my six-pack!

My webcomic has been more autobiographical of late. I'll leave the reader to determine what really happened and what happened in my mind.

More bodily functions...

I was in a meeting where someone joked that they'd vomit if the presentation didn't go well. The threatenee said, "oh, I'm sure I'll get an earful if it doesn't go well," to which the threatener replied "oh, you definitely will.. of vomit! I'm going to aim it at you!"

If you did this, you'd have a really buff left arm

For those of you who don't know what "JFGI" stands for, just f---ing google it, okay?

Ahhh... nerdy cupid?

I'm not a big fan of coding in pairs, and this particular configuration, which I like to call "conjoined twin mode" certainly doesn't help with the awkwardness of it. If I may draw an analogy, it's like splitting the wii remote between two players, which I've also done, and has resulted in very awkward gameplay.

Doico waxes philosophical (WARNING: NERDY CONTENT)

I actually thought this and took it to be an epiphany. Wow.